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Michelle Obama Got Ellen The Shadiest Gifts For Her Birthday And I’m Dead

These gifts are iconic.

On Thursday, Michelle Obama was on Ellen, where she updated everyone on her post-White House life.

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It was also Ellen’s 60th birthday episode, and Michelle came prepared. She got Ellen boxed wine, since Ellen was the one who introduced her to it:

It was also Ellen's 60th birthday episode, and Michelle came prepared. She got Ellen boxed wine, since Ellen was the one who introduced her to it:

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She also got Ellen some shady gifts, including Metamucil to “keep [her] flowing.”

She also got Ellen some shady gifts, including Metamucil to "keep [her] flowing."

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Please look at Ellen’s reaction. I’m dead.

Please look at Ellen's reaction. I'm dead.

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But that’s not at all, remember when Michelle beat Ellen in that iconic push-up competition in 2012?

But that's not at all, remember when Michelle beat Ellen in that iconic push-up competition in 2012?

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Well, Michelle got an Ellen the “Perfect Push-Up.” Yup, it’s an exercise tool that helps you do the perfect push-up.

Well, Michelle got an Ellen the "Perfect Push-Up." Yup, it's an exercise tool that helps you do the perfect push-up.

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But don’t worry — she did get an Ellen at least one semi-sentimental gift.

But don't worry — she did get an Ellen at least one semi-sentimental gift.

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Ugh, funny, shady, useful, sentimental gifts. Thanks, Michelle!

Ugh, funny, shady, useful, sentimental gifts. Thanks, Michelle!

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