*Clicks on article, says “Boop.”*
You’d pick dogs over babies any day.
You follow like 400 dog Instagram accounts.
You have a favorite breed and you’re not afraid to show bias.
Whenever anyone gets you a gift, it’s always dog-themed.
You have a special voice/language that only dogs can understand.
And you are fluent in “doggo” terminology.
“HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DOG A FLOOFER WHEN HE’S CLEARLY A WOOFER?!”
You’re in attendance at every dog costume parade.
This is your camera roll.
You check PetFinder regularly.
If you have a dog of your own, you’ve definitely made them an Insta.
You’ve ~networked~ with several Instagram famous dogs just from running in the same crowd.
You have dog art all over your walls.
You will literally chase a dog several blocks to pet it.
You can often be found suspiciously ambling by the local dog park.
You constantly drop ~subtle~ hints to your significant other that you want a dog.
Your YouTube homepage is all funny dog video compilations…
…And you have a soft spot for slo-mo dog vids.
You’re addicted to dog memes.
When you’ve had a bad day, the only person you want to see is a dog.
Whenever you see a dog at any sort of party or establishment, you have to go sit and talk to it.
You love having doggy photoshoots!!!
You post a debatably concerning amount of dog pics.
Your friends always send you articles like this one.
And lastly, you can vouch for this study.