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17 Completely Unforgivable Crimes Against Salad

No salad deserves to be imprisoned in a wine glass.

When someone decided to make a SpongeBob themed egg salad.

When someone decided to make a SpongeBob themed egg salad.

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Which tbf is actually pretty damn good as far as egg salad art goes.

Which tbf is actually pretty damn good as far as egg salad art goes.

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And when this was a restaurant’s idea of a salad.

And when this was a restaurant's idea of a salad.

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When this work canteen had a very loose interpretation of a salad.

When this work canteen had a very loose interpretation of a salad.

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When this takeout salad came looking just a little bare.

When this takeout salad came looking just a little bare.

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When someone in ’70s came up with the concept of a salad surprise.

When someone in '70s came up with the concept of a salad surprise.

Twitter: @70s_party

When this Caesar salad tried acting all posh.

When this Caesar salad tried acting all posh.

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When someone decided to fill a bath up with crab salad for some completely unknown reason.

When someone decided to fill a bath up with crab salad for some completely unknown reason.

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When a school dished up this taco salad with a straight face.

When a school dished up this taco salad with a straight face.

Twitter: @jeri_wells12

And when this Caesar salad was served at an airport.

And when this Caesar salad was served at an airport.

*’90s comedian voice* Airline food, am I right?

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When this salad came awkwardly placed in mason jar.

When this salad came awkwardly placed in mason jar.

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When this dish called a “candle salad” was popular in America from the 1920s right up until the 1960s.

When this dish called a "candle salad" was popular in America from the 1920s right up until the 1960s.

Here’s the ingredients for anyone wanting to make their own: lettuce, pineapple, banana, cherry, and either mayonnaise or cottage cheese for the umm, discharge.

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When this panini was served up with the world’s saddest side salad.

When this panini was served up with the world's saddest side salad.

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When a tomato-heavy salad came in a sink.

When a tomato-heavy salad came in a sink.

Twitter: @melaniedbikes

When this monstrosity showed up on a recipe card.

When this monstrosity showed up on a recipe card.

Twitter: @HastaLaVegan

When someone though salad could do with the ice cream treatment.

When someone though salad could do with the ice cream treatment.

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And when this fluorescent green coleslaw salad was birthed into existence.

And when this fluorescent green coleslaw salad was birthed into existence.

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